After a lotta searching, we finally found the secret ingredient for their pizzas. And OMG, it isn’t cool at all.
What’s the ingredient, you ask? Secret sauce? Spicy peppers? Same stuff they make Krabby Patties out of? Well… You’ve got another thing comin’. A REAL exclusive source I can’t reveal under any circumstances told me that the guys over at the Pizz Fed actually CUT UP PENGUINS and cook their body parts into the pizza!!! Now, I can’t post my interview with him (’cause it’s SUPER DUPER SECRET stuff!!), but I think I can get away with posting the one I had with R3TRO.
TL;DR: R3TRO actively puts LIVE PENGUINS in the Federation pizzas to make them taste good! He doesn’t have any proof he doesn’t, too!! Now’s your time to be concerned, party penguins.
DJ Candice “Cadence” Parker
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