Staff

Our staff:

Cena

Role: CEO

Bio: Cena enjoys long walks on the beach with his puffle, Lord Pain, and considers himself to be a popcorn connoisseur. He is also the dictator leader of Cuddle Kittens, and former anti-DCP propagandist. 

Katsuki

Role: Very sexy Reporter

Bio: Katsuki was one of the first reporters signed to CPPCAN and DEFINITELY the best. (If you ask her at least.) She enjoyed coffee, tea, and practically anything that makes her eyesight worse than it already is. Please be nice to her, though, as she panics at too much crit in too little time. Oh, and she enjoys her boss, Cena, quite a lot and thinks he’s a #koolkat.

Rose

Role: Most biased and sexiest Reporter

Bio: As “the tolerable CK leader”, Rosaferri became known in the army community as “that one bitch Chain hired for LGA 2ic”. Since then, she’s done nothing but irrelevant projects, nothing of note in armies, and is trying to start an army claiming that particles of the sun are part of her max. Ultimately, she decided to come here to write shit to make Solar Force look better.

Bobe

Role: Manliest, and best smelling Reporter

Bio: Self proclaimed second best reporter, right behind J. Jonah Jameson, Likes to play with his puffle, Goomba. He is a fire ninja, and member of fifth grade safety patrol in 2017-18 school year.

Arne/Juanchis15

Role: Sexy Reporter that regularly begs for food other than popcorn, we don’t give it to him of course.

Bio: Ex RPF soldier, Mopia Cadet, Pizza Federation supporter, Earrape Lord, Nachos Fan, annoying Colombian, CPOAL member, sexy reporter, and self claimed Book writer.
Enjoys doing bullshit and eating Puffle Pizza.